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Double Dose
A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose."Why not?' asked the man.
"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor..
"But I need it really bad,' said the man.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said,
"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;
My ex-wife will be here on Saturday;
and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
The doctor finally relented saying,
"Okay, I'll give it to you,but you have to come in Monday morning
so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.
Oct 3
4:57 AM
lollllllllll,poor he ..hard job lolllllllllll
Oct 3
10:26 AM
hahaha....he's a pimp.....i guess he had it to his neck loll.
Oct 8
7:53 AM
hi Frank hello Dipak and hi dear Ocean Queen.
Oct 8
7:55 AM
Hi Greta. Nice to see you back.
Oct 8
8:44 AM
Hi Gretta ,where had you been girl :)
Oct 9
1:06 AM
Thank u Frank....OceanQueen muaah...I've changed network and they had disconnect my land line and no internet for 6 months.....I was goin insane paranoid all in one cuz i couldn't come online, do no paper work, not even research for my studies.
When the tough really gets going I would drive down to my friend house and she would allow me to use her computer, but the mails was so much i couldn't even touch them. I didn't want to abuse her kindness either...then when i do get connected they said my line is saturated from the previous disconnections, not knowin they were connecting me on the wrong address...thats why it took so long... until the other day i got real pissed and went down there to find out what's the prblm.... i started to speak out loud .......and that's when the manager came out and verify my situation so here i am.
My computer still gives me some freezing problem though and I still have to restore and install other stuff back on. Well see u guys maybe tomorrow. Be good!
Oct 21
12:08 AM
Good to see you back Greta. I wish you well on your connection.
Oct 21
6:07 AM
My dearest Frank miss you so much, How do you feel meanwhile/wish you the best & I'll do my best to write you soon ,am carrying lots of news & would love sharing with you dear :)
Oct 26
12:36 PM